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OMG amazingg :-D

Love this guy!

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Seriously if your going to slag me of make sure my mates aren’t there as you know they will tell me!

Love how you say ‘Shame she isn’t ill enough for something serious to happen’ haha funniest thing I’ve heard all day tbh! At least you shutup once my mate said you shouldn’t wish that, have you ever heard of Karma!

You are 18 now not 2 so grown up and move cause tbh I can’t stand you and I can’t stand how full of yourself you are, seriously your nothing special love! You get annoyed because you think external’s get treated worse! You make yourself an external darling.

Rant over.

Lmaoo oo yeahh

By the way it’s not Friday by Rebecca Black it’s Bus Wankers :-)

David Tennant to return as the Dr. This pleases me :-D

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Girl Code

 buy girl code mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe code of guidelines that are girls most obey in order not to get kicked out of the community. 
There are many opinions if the Girl Code actually exists, as well as the Guy Code.1) If you change boyfriends so fast they rarely achieve name status, a man must be around for at least six weeks before you make your friends bother to learn his first name. Until such time, he should be referred to as “The boy” or “That guy”. 

2) All girls must have a “Mr.Right Now”. This is the guy friend who is always ready and available to hang out with you, and may or may not like you as more than a friend. He is always ready to party till dawn, and do things you wish you didn’t remember in the morning. He’s not “Mr. Right,” but he may be good enough to be “Mr. Right Now.” 

3) If you just met a guy and know absolutley nothing about him, but need to refer to him during ‘girl talk’ you use one example of who he is, something he has, or what he does, and he becomes… that guy. 
(Ex. “The Camaro guy”, “The Trainer dude”, “The Four a.m. in the Taxi Guy”) 

4) Every girl must wait at least a day and a half before calling a guy whose number she has retreived. 

5) You are never in any case to date a friends ex or a guy who she was really into. 
Exception: If he’s one of those guys who every girl likes. 

6) You are to never diss a friends boyfriend except to agree lightly or nod when she says he’s being a asshole. In most cases it is easier to nod. 
Exception: If a guy cheated or dumped your friend is is exceptional for you to claim he isn’t good enough, and that she deserves better as well as reminding her that he was an asshole anyway. 
1.Guy Code
buy guy code mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe code by which each and every man must and will follow. The code is for a man’s eyes only; any woman found guilty of reading the guy code will no longer be communicated with by any member of the male gender, unless rated an 8 or higher on the official scale of hotness, and offering a sexual favour for every rule she has read. Any man found breaking the guy code will no longer be considered a man for the next 24 hours. This includes no sex, no beer, no sports, no bars, no trucks, no video games, and unfortunately, no porn. 

1. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her. 

2. When questioned by a friend’s girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. 

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. 

4. A best man’s toast may not include any of the following phrases, “down in Tijuana”, “one time when we were all piss drunk”, or “and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw”. 

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out “bullshit!”. (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) 

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

DECEPTION

LMAO Dobby is in You Highness so excited now :-D Totally going watching it :-D